Auto Nut Split

Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.

A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.

Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.

by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019

Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020

Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.

Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!

by Jzanola January 7, 2022

After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates

I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs

by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019

Nut Now November

let's face it 2020 has been a rough year so thats why we sould skip No Nut November and do Nut Now November were you try to nut as many times as possible. On the floor or in your girl (twice the points in a girl then on the floor)

Cmon bae its Nut Now November

by Davesnotmyname October 28, 2020

Bal skit/nut

When u nut/skit from ur nuts after poking a big ol whole in that bitch and just wanking the fuck out of it coz u know u the man and ain't no body know ur amazing technique coz u so primal and manly grrrrrr!!!!

"On the 1st of December me and the homies made an absolutely atrocious bal skit/nut"

Meaning that they Nutting uncontrollable

by Naartjie naat November 7, 2023

Nut seat slam

When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.

(Seat slamming down)
Oops, looks like Charlie got himself a nut seat slam again.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao April 26, 2020