purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

purple headed poop plow by Pedro Carbejal October 21, 2015

just a little poop 

Big enormous stinky fart/ shit.. made out to smell like roses.

What! It's just a little poop!

just a little poop by TCP January 18, 2017

dirty old poop place 

the ass hole where you poop

ass; dirty old poop place

dirty old poop place by Zico92 May 9, 2017

Chocolate mallow mouse poop 

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

Chocolate mallow mouse poop by Foodcritic August 7, 2018

Scoot'in poop'in 

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

Scoot'in poop'in by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Pickling your poop 

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

Pickling your poop by Jurassic fatter June 7, 2019

Pareto’s Poop 

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

Pareto’s Poop by alghazali320 July 8, 2019