No tits

This expression can be used as another meaning for "You won't do it" or "You won't". It overall means, you have 'no tits so you won't do it.'. "Hey, I'm going to message him!""No tits, you won't". It is the women equivalent of no balls.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.
A: "Hey, I'm going to message him!"
B: "No tits, you won't"
by Matt&Gabi July 12, 2022
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inner tube tits

i have a friend that also goes by dick sickle, that can be described as inner tube tits. meaning he has weird tits... even though i don't know what they look like
wow bryant messick has such inner tube tits
by innertubetits March 11, 2017
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Vegan Tit for tat

Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.
Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!
by reverenddogman January 14, 2021
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Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.
He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.
by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022
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Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
by inx13 July 21, 2022
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Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.
Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.
by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019
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