sugar tits

A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.

Mel:What are you looking at sugar tits?!?!?!

by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006

Titalo

an odd creature from the planet Uranus

Kevin is such a titalo!

by Kevin Mun November 7, 2006

titty mau

The extreme wanting of titties at a specfic point in time. Not to be confused with "di di mau." Note: the phrase must be screamed/yelled at a high volume.

Titty Mau! Titty Mau!

by LT. Gobbles December 13, 2008

titstraction

What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.

Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!

Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!

by Mikey Mozzeltoff August 12, 2007

Titonics

A really nice big pair of boobs.

"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special

by Jazana February 11, 2009

Tittiness

The action of being a tit; being a lil bitch (or cunthole)

What's up with your tittiness today?

by Pill Class May 6, 2009

titonsters

tits that are so big that their scary

Dude, RUN!!! That bitch gots some giant titonsters!

by twistedtank71 April 13, 2009