Boomer Hands

adj./noun

A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.

"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."

by Badger66666 April 11, 2025

caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019

sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.

sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.

by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012

right hand shuffle

A hand gesture meaning something similar to "What's up?"--performed by fully extending the right hand, turning the palm towards the face, and shaking the hand up and down, as if you were trying to get somebody's (who has spaced out) attention.

"Ey boy, don't be gon givin' me no right hand shuffle like you mie homeboy uh sumthin!"
"Aww dawg ain't you dun be remembrin me frum dah club last night?"

by Deryck December 24, 2004

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021