texas hand grenade

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
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One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.
Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
by C Tasch December 10, 2024
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face-through-hand disorder

A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.
person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!
by Poison Child September 16, 2020
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Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.
"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"
by loza569 January 21, 2009
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Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.
Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*
by lil ratty Minaj November 27, 2019
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Resting Chud Hands

Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
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slim with the hands

The person named slim who is always making sure he sleeps with a snore and them damn hands are getting out of control but you know slim and you know he has idle hands if they ain't running on you or snoring he is just slim
Hey Slim , not you I'm talking about my lover who stayed with me , you never heard of slim with the hands ?

Girl call him he's slims with the hands of a pleased slim left lover.
by Bewoke March 29, 2022
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