Combo God 

Some Black dude who likes to scam people. MF thinks hes Saul Goodman with his cringe ass fuckin "Combo Courts"

Person 1: "Yo Combo God forgot to give the winner 1k again"
Person 2: *Pretends to be shocked*

Combo God by Esharp The Only December 28, 2022

Rizz God

Elias BETTIS Roberts

damn that nigga is a rizz god

Rizz God by bettis123456 January 18, 2023

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Pussy god

Jason, a man known to be the Pussy master

He is a pussy god

Pussy god by Women on earth February 5, 2023

Gay God 

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.

Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.

Gay God by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023

Rizz God

Someone with a BIG LANGTHY GURTHY COCK, very tall, their name is DEFINITELY bubba. They can pull people towards them with a snap of a finger.

"Javen Zaccia Donald is such a rizz god, he just made me fold and all he had to do is snap his fingers. Use his weapons of rizz, moving them in a special place." (weapons of rizz= hands)

Rizz God by umwtf2424 March 23, 2023

If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion 

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!

Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."

If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion by Hym Iam March 27, 2023