twatever

Calling someone a twat & telling them "whatever" at the same time.

Heather: That outfit makes you look like a total skank.
Madison: Twatever! You're just jealous of my body bitch.

by ScottyG4 September 2, 2007

Twat Rag

The twat rag, spaff sponge or twat towel is a piece of material or an old unused garment that is employed when ejaculation takes place in order to clean up the resultant mess. It is used repeatedly and can be washed or left unwashed, in which case it will have to be disposed of and replaced within a month or so depending on frequency of masturbation. Usual twat rags include old socks in order to aid 'posh wanks', and old t shirts.

'Woman,throw me the twat rag!'

by Stizzlargh May 27, 2008

Twangster

A person, usually male, that can't seem to decide between being a cowboy, and being a gangster. These people usually wear an odd assortment of clothing and accesories that include: cowboy hats, hurley caps, leather boots, jackets with emo loops, chaps and jeans, big gangster rings, lots of bling, gloves and knives. They tend to be more aggressive when traveling in groups of 3 or more. Twangsters usually seem to join whatever group seems to be more dominant at the time, and will not hesitate to switch when possible.

"Good grief, look what Heston is wearing today!"
"Wow, cowboy boots and a flat billed hat?"
"Maybe tommorow he will come to school selling weed off his tractor"
"Yeah he is a real Twangster"

by Hookerbot 4000 February 17, 2010

Twatacocktus

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.

You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"

by DROE440 June 3, 2010

twackadactyl

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

Twat nozzle

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.

Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!

by bunnysmama October 31, 2010

twatmcmuffin

the sexual act of shoving a muffin up a females vagina then fucking her until climax where the muffin obsorbs all the sperm then you fish out the muffin with your hand and forcing it down your partners throat.

Ben: Why is abby not eating her dinner

Aaron: oh yea i just gave her a big ol' twatmcmuffin

by frank figglehorn December 18, 2010