lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

zube tube

a cardboard toilet paper or paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets - through which the byproduct smoke from lighting parts of the Cannabis Sativa plant can be exhaled. the telltale odour of said narcotic is thus converted into the pleasant smell of spring meadows, or ocean breeze.

"hey brosef, you wanna set me up with the zube tube?"
"that bitch came over and asked for his zube tube back."

by str8upG November 19, 2006

tobes

has a vagina. could b mistaken for an olive branch if u squint. legs can possibly be deep-fried and served in a zinger box

tobes is acting donut asf

by akicbsojd August 31, 2021

sour tube

When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.

Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.

by The LINDus River Valley October 14, 2003

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

PENNSYLVANIA TUBE SOCK

The act of pushing your entire socked foot into your partners vagina or rectum.

My feet were cold so I gave my wife a Pennsylvania tube sock last night and they warmed right up

by Dirk FaceMan January 21, 2011

Getting tubed

Surfer lingo for getting inside of the wave where it resembles a tube also known as barrel. Results in transcendental experience where time stops and surpasses the satisfaction of an orgasm. Analogous to entering the womb of mother nature.

Not much surpasses the gloriousness of getting tubed!

by Shark Henry August 12, 2016