traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

traffake

The sudden appearance of traffic on a highway for no other reason than the inability of massive amounts of people that don't know how to drive at highway speeds.

I'm pissed because this traffake added 15 min to my damn drive.

by Volcom13 June 19, 2017

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.

Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life

by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017

Trafficky

There's a lot of traffic on the road.

I'll be home a little late it's pretty trafficky on the freeway.

by MistressScarlet February 6, 2018

Traffic

A term used to describe something gay

1: Dude, my mom said I can’t go to the movie
2: Damn, that’s such traffic

by Traffic’s for gays April 6, 2018

TRAFFICTUOUS

When traffic is at a high and/or bumper to bumper on the roads.

We're not leaving yet, Margie. Its extremely traffictuous out at this our

by Mctitty mcfry June 4, 2019

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019