soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire

My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018

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Get the soviet prisonermug.

Prison Pigeon

A parent that keeps going to prison.

Why would you have a baby by a prison pigeon?

by Supersswg August 31, 2018

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prison butter

It is when prisoners jizz in a cup and use it for lube

Tyrone got 2 more years cause they found a gallon of prison butter

by Joedahoe April 22, 2018

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Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.

In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.

by William Teach February 10, 2020

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prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014

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