2 definitions by Soviet Teddybear
It's a polish faggot that is obsessed with back acne and has an extreme desire for women at the age of 82. They have a cheeky, chessy, cunty personality, especially in bed and on the street struting his manly cheeks. Pubic hairs fall out due to cancer and rectal raping by the Soviet prisoners. Favorite animal is cow because it has some beefy curds
Bro you're the biggest quegmire I've ever met!
At least my dad isn't a Soviet Prisoner with no arse hairs and dangling fecal manner from his rectal cavity :)
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At least my dad isn't a Soviet Prisoner with no arse hairs and dangling fecal manner from his rectal cavity :)
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by Soviet Teddybear February 21, 2018
A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018