Parisian Soft-Sword

The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.

Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.

Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!

Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.

by Beringer2 September 25, 2010

soft soap

To appeal to, to suck up; to take measures in order to get on a person's good side. An ass kisser towards a particular person

He's going to completely reject me, but soft soap you. Don't you get it? He fucking loves anything you do, with or without reason

by DEADFORWEEKS August 18, 2007

soft side

A word often describing somebody who is being stubborn, pouting or just a flat out pussy. This slang term originated in Georgetown Ontario and is used by all of the Waste Yutes in town.

Bryson: I wish we didn't have to go to the club, I'm so tired and its so cold out
Carson: wow Soft side

Mitch: Want to invite Bryson out tonight?
Joey: No, he's always Soft Side

by Diabeticyute January 16, 2019

Church league softball team

Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.

Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.

by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009

Softboy

Not to be confused with fuckboy, although extremely similar. Often seen as the male version of “i’m not like other girls.” They probably listen to artists like the 1975, Tame Impala, Hippo Campus and wear lots of sweaters. They consider their taste in music to be a personality trait. Regardless of appearance, a softboy will make a girl feel sorry for him and treat her well long enough to get what he wants (usually sex), then he’ll drop her and move on to the next girl. Oftentimes they have zero communication skills and are compulsive liars. They usually use their alternative music taste/style/aesthetic as a way to attract girls with similar tastes, rather than being “basic” like your average fuckboy.

“God, he is such a softboy, I could submit some of the texts he sends to @beam_me_up_softboi.”

by c1ara March 10, 2019

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

you're soft

one who is soft, not hard.

someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

spencer heath should be noted as THE softest person in the world.

"fuck you dude, that was so lame"

"oh yeah? well, you're soft"

by YoungJerz December 27, 2011