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switcher

A person who essentially "switches" from friend to friend, party to party, trying to attain the most networking contacts and befriend the most people. A fairly shallow individual, this person seeks out other like individuals to extend their network further and further, leeching off of the individuals with healthy relationships.
Damnit, she fucking bailed on me again. I hate switchers.
by Clarissa June 17, 2003
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flip a switch

To lose control; freak out; become enraged and pissed off.
If that douche bag doesn't back up off my girl I am going to flip a swith!
by Slayerize May 10, 2005
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Switch-a-beej

When two guys are receiving head in the same room and the persons giving the head switch so that the guys are getting head from the girl who was previously giving head to the guy next to him.
Stew was getting head while his friend Oliver was getting head next to him. Stew said to the girls, "Yo, lemme get that switch-a-beej!" And the girls said, "okay," and switched places.
by Jimbo Nahasapeemapitillon December 9, 2008
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Switchuation

The pillow switchuation is in dissary when you moved.
by Squaredeez December 15, 2017
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Hawian Switch

The act of having sex with a girl doggy style and making up an excuse to leave the room, then having a friend come in to take your place while you run out of the house and wave at her through a window.
Guy 1: Dude I totally pulled an Hawian Switch on her.

Guy 2: Did she flip out?
Guy 1: Well, my friends getting out of the hospital today.
by Bballer7979 October 3, 2009
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Dirty Switch-up

The act of going "Ass to Mouth." Taking your Rod out of her ass and plunging it in the vagina or mouth, unexpectedly.
I was tired of anal, yet too lazy to clean up my cock, so I pulled a dirty switch-up and shot my wad deep in her taco-box!
by HOT KARL 666 May 2, 2010
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West Texas Switch

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao July 6, 2015
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