Cloud surfing

When you smoke some that good chronic and you stay on the move feeling high as fuck!!

I just blazed up some that real good now my ass cloud surfing on my way to work!

by muffylove April 13, 2014

Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air

a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.

by Sand Cat February 27, 2010

Surfing on a rocket

The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.

"Yo if we smoke now, we should be surfing on a rocket by 10:30".

"Yo Ian's been surfing on a rocket the past 45 minutes"

Yo Ian what are u doing?....Just Surfing on a rocket

by RLOVE July 1, 2005

Turd Surfing

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

Slurging

Slurging is procrastinating by using Facebook. Happens to the best of us.

I was hardcore slurging last night, I did none of my homework.
procrastination facebook

by Cat Daddy9 June 11, 2011

free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.

I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.

by holdenn August 31, 2007

slut surfing

When a girl wears an extremely loose shirt with a bright colored bra and sticks her torso outside the window of a car while it is moving, so that the wind will blow through her shirt and her bra is exposed.

Wanna go slut surfing tonight?

Yeah! Let me change into my neon pink bra and we'll ask the guys to take us.

by slut surfers September 24, 2010