Reverse Stranger

When a person sits on their own penis until it goes numb, and then masturbates to emulate giving pleasure to another.

I felt lonely and generous so I gave myself a reverse stranger.

by TPWE December 12, 2022

Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime

A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack

by NateHiggersTND June 21, 2023

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

the french stranger

When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.

Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.

by Candy Dots November 16, 2013

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

stranger

when u sit on your hand and wait until it gets numb , then masturbate.

Dave likes to give himself strangers

by mike May 13, 2005

Spicy Stranger

Rub your hands in Rub A535 until they go numb, then try jerkin off. You can do it yourslf or someone else can do it for you

Kendra gave Tristan an massage with some A535 then gave him a spicy stranger.

by TerrenceMcgee November 6, 2006