Strategic Hold

When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.

The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants

by Skin Sub Guy March 29, 2015

Strata

a rich hipster school in the middle of nowhere, Canada. the grounds are covered in trees and endangered species. the students at the school can be found in weird clusters attempting to be cool. these weird creatures can be found cleaning or setting things on fire. the students have only managed to have 2 successful relationships and wish that they could have more. there is a lot going on at strata and always drama.

I never want to leave strata
well, welcome to strata
we have a naked dog named Sadie at strata - E.C.

by thetruthhauntsyou November 14, 2017

stratford ct

Straford Connecticut Is A Place That Many White Kids Think They Bike Life,They Wish And Think That They Cool But Really They Gay.

That Boy In Stratford Ct

Just Did A Wheelie😱

by Leopati Dibbo November 24, 2017

Bold Strat

A saying when you agree with someone on a decision they make, or something they want to do.

"Hey dude, lets go smoke"

"Bold Strat!" or

"Damn dude, that girls is fine. I'm going to go talk to her."

"Yea bro, bold strat"

by Money Over Bitches August 27, 2008

Cinema Strategy

An extreme tactical act whereby the male leads the female into the back corner of the cinema and initiates some touching he swiftly transitions and pokes around in her pocket

Mike: Ay, how that scrawny nerd timmy end up with michelle
Yoda: Cinema strategy used he did

by garygl1tter January 14, 2017

Will Stratford

An absolute lad!

Will Stratford is a true lad!

by Lamp666 November 11, 2020

turkey strategy

The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.

Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy

by Sweettommy September 23, 2021