squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

Sluisebox

An exceptionally suave and casanovian male individual, who is known to get any and all ladies he desires.

Megan told her friend she never sleeps with a man on the first date, unless of course he's a real sluisebox she added.

by A#1CranberrySalesman December 23, 2011

Squireton

A mythical robot said to live in the high village known as Marshmellow Kingdom. There are currently 1-4 types, each with a different color wine and tuxedo.

Did you hear about the squiretons?

by Justin Millerson February 21, 2012

squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself

He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room

by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012

Squirellin

Weird as fuck, When somebody is really hyper, or when somebody is saying something that doesnt make any sense

Jennifer, you're squirellin

by SLANGINFO April 11, 2012

Squishld

Being squashed by someone close. In an event where your being squashed by a stranger please search "Rape"

HEY! stop that I'm getting squishld.

by Jesco94 May 7, 2012

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012