spitch

A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.

Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.

by NotSully April 18, 2010

spit your lick

A request for a person to say the saying or "throw up the sign" of their "set" or crew

guy1 to guy2 "spit your lick" if guy 2 complies he then would say his "sets" saying or "throw up" their sign

by E-Rock19 February 5, 2008

spite

Due to someone making you angry (ex, friends, parents) you turn off your cell phone, go party, hang out with your buds and doing everything knowing that the person who made you mad, will get angry at your for doing. This hater of yours won't know what you actually are doing, but because you know it'll make them mad, you are happy. Your purpose is just to piss them off behind their backs.

I'm going to spite her/him by sleeping with someone else.

I'm going to spite her/him by not doing my homework.

I'm spiting her/him by staying up all night and getting drunk.

by L!z July 2, 2005

spit lubricant

spitting your saliva to use as a lubrication

I was with your girlfriend and we ran out of K-Y Jelly, so I used spit lubricant, by bending her over and spitting on her ass to lubricate my dick.

by Vinnie The Cock II March 6, 2008

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012

gum spit

the production of salvia induced by chewing gum that could potentially lead to asphyxiation.

(cough, cough). Man! Orbit sure does lead to gum spit!

by RedK April 28, 2008

spit fuck

to fuck someone using spit (including loogies) as lube.

i spit fucked mike in an alley, and then gave him a dirty sanchez.

by shmurghi May 26, 2003