splat

when a fat person falls you will here a splat.

bernard(fat man) fell of the roof and made a splat sound

by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003

Splatman

A super hero derived when Batman and Spider man fought in an epic battle and ended up becoming one person. One mega hero.
By day he is known as Alex. But at night he becomes...SPLATMAN!

Splatman saved the world, yet again!

by captain_howdy666 September 28, 2007

Slaptoris

A slap of the clitoris

This bitch at the mall was making fun of my sweater and I was like oh hecks naw. Does she wanna get a slaptoris?

by Shush. Just be cray cray June 16, 2011

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

The splats

The fat version of the splits.

Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.

by Meldon October 26, 2009

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

Splat

A semi-exclusive emotional and sexual relationship between two ex-partners. 'Semi-exclusiveness' refers to a state where neither splat partner is morally obligated to be faithful but must inform the other partner of any sexual or romantic contact outside of the splat.

Jimmy and Suzy broke up a few months ago but I've been seeing his car at her house a lot so I guess they are in a splat.

by kmb55 May 29, 2010