Sharty

A shitty party.

You didn't tell me that the social gathering last night was going to be such a bore! Boy, that sure was a sharty if I've ever seen one!

by The Nuge2 October 20, 2008

Sparky

Sparky is the name you give your vibrator when you've lost the screw on top that holds the batteries in. To make it work you might have to use such things as a piece if aluminum foil, a coke can top or a paperclip to make the connection. Caution, it will shock you when you get it wet! Some may enjoy this.

Jonny: "sorry, me and my penis can't make it over tonight so you might have to use ol' Sparky to finish the job"

Chrissy: "I understand. Times be rough"

by Sunnshine123 January 18, 2014

supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.

A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.

by sec fan October 5, 2005

This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA

Off the movie 300 also used in parodies

This is madness! (the messanger from persians)

this is caketown!! (the king of spartans)

our bees will blot out the sun (persians)

then we will hug in the shade (spartans)
(parody on youtube search: 300 pg)

Original

This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA

by Naikoe September 22, 2007

Sparts

sports that are both art and sport, like synchronized swimming or band

at the olympics I look forward to watching Sparts like synchronized swimming

by english honors 12 October 15, 2012

smarty art nigger

nigger with an education.

The Reverant brotha Mista Al Sharpton

by Baphomet April 9, 2005

this is sparta

Kicking someone.

Wife: Ahhh... The baby is coming, now!! This is madness!!

Husband: Baby? Madness, huh? THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

*kicks the baby back into the pussy*

by Wordworm79 January 9, 2012