Tonsil Spanking

Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
or
Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.
by anonymust_ May 23, 2014
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Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.
Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.
by Petrovski October 17, 2007
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Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.
I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.
by SpankEyeCreator1 January 01, 2018
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Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.
Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
by TheDWare April 25, 2017
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spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).
I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.
by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020
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Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
by Weasel631 May 30, 2010
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on
OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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