Simon Cowell

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

simon mitchell

The perfect from the band Young Guns.

Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!

by imnotstupidyaknow May 24, 2011

Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

simon berry

THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*

*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?

Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard

by Mr. Slurp April 26, 2019

Simonas

Lithuanian on steroids, that's basicly him.

Fuck it's simonas

by Gayagyagay February 5, 2020

Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021