Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish

Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

Shlimden

The feeling of satisfaction experienced when you manage to find a place in your cupboard for new clothes you know you'll never wear.

Maurice squeezed his new safari suit into the cupboard and was overcome with the ripples of shlimden.

by Jigaa February 13, 2024

Shlamallamadook

Shlamallamadook- when you have a bowel movement so massive, that it takes 3 flushes. I'm talking hiroshima type levels of damage, the toilet is destroyed and so is your asshole. Shouldn't have had that Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Dude, I just had a shlamallamadook.

I'm so sorry man.

RIP My asshole...

by DAdicktonary234 February 26, 2024

schlumba

A word to describe someone or something that is odd or irregular, a word to use in place of profanities

“Wow, she is such a schumba!” “What the schlumba!!?”

by twveek December 3, 2023

Shlemo

A word that Emma and Alice use to describe people that are emotional

I felt so shlemo when no one laughed at my chemistry joke

by Shlemo Nemo January 4, 2024

Shlemo

A word that Emma and Alice use to describe people that are emotional

I felt so shlemo when no one laughed at my chemistry joke

by Shlemo Nemo January 4, 2024

Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024