not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010

ron jeremy's dick

Second biggest dick behind Hayden Ring.

"Wow your dick is almost the size of Ron Jeremy's Dick dude!"

by Swagerino September 6, 2014

sick day

Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.

"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"

by Waggon April 13, 2007

Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008

Sick alf

To have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy

See sick

The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.

See alf

James : "Nick, you have a sick alf."

Nick : "I know, I need to straighten it"

by Oli***Himself May 21, 2006

That's Dick

an exclamation when one finds something stupid or unfair.

Guy 1: "Man, I can't watch the season premiere of 24 because I have to go to a gay chorus concert."

Guy 2: "That's dick!"

by H2Hat June 26, 2006

Schrödinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.

by endos127 July 21, 2009