A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017

royal rimjob

The act of eating your partners ass while simultaneously pushing her head into a toilet and flushing it

Last night I gave my wife a ROYAL RIMJOB

by JamNJme May 13, 2018

royale cum

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

royal clown

A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.

Donald Trump is a royal clown.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.

Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.

by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014

The Royal Canadian

Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.

I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.

by Maple Leaf Princess December 5, 2018