A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023
Get the Cum Royalemug. by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyed December 19, 2018
Get the Royal Smithmug. When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
Get the Royal Failmug. by Joseph Murc January 11, 2009
Get the royal sluttonmug. by PixelChimp April 12, 2021
Get the Royal Hoopermug. by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017
Get the royal blizzardmug. What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.
John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese
by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019
Get the A Royale with Cheesemug.