producify 

When you're stupid, you might make up words. The guy from Chevron made up this word, I'm just helping.

"If Congress takes away our profit, and taxes us, we won't producify as much oil" -David O'Reilly-

producify by Samuel L Gompers June 17, 2008

Producrastination 

Procrastinating by doing other productive things besides the activity you should be doing.

Finishing my week old laundry instead of studying for the final tomorrow is terrible producrastination.

Producrastination by Simon De September 9, 2011

produce porn 

When you find the only dick you can get, is in the produce section, and you post it on YouTube.

Have you seen mr. Produces stash of produce porn he watches at work?

produce porn by Valcanictits August 1, 2016

Prosuction

An accidental combination of "prosecution" and "suction", used to describe oral sex in a place of business.

Person 1: I heard Jim had his secretary give him prosuction a few days ago!

Person 2: Do you think he posted it online? His secretary's hot.

Prosuction by Ilbert February 1, 2018

Produckie 

A UK slang way of saying “ production “ / “ producer “ mostly used in London.

When you listen for example to an unique drill track and the beat it’s shocking / very good. You say “ Yo! Big up / large up the produckie “

Produckie by Bandokay OFB January 24, 2021

produstination 

Procrastination on one task by being productive on another non-essential task.

"I produstinated so much yesterday. I had a major report I needed to get done but I spent the whole day cleaning the house, instead."

"Damn. Did you at least finish the report today?"

"No... I changed my tires."

"Fuck, that's some serious produstination."

produstination by MastersRafeMasters November 18, 2022

executive producer 

"The producer of the game."

- Jesse Wellens

"I got my boy Marcus here. He's the executive producer. He produces the game."

executive producer by anonkm June 27, 2017