Pretzole

really epic boi and is probably the best pretzel you will come across 😎😎

pretzole is fucking awesome bruh

by Ix-Ax January 22, 2020

Petzel

Refuses to make pizza with friends

I wanted to help but he was being a real petzel

by Boner813 April 24, 2021

pretzelfied

Bent over like a circus artest, a habit forming if exicuted properly.

Beavis is parilized in a pretzelfied position ,do to Mike's anal abuse.

by DEFICATER October 10, 2003

throwing pretzels

A term used to hide the fact that you had incredibly hot, kinky sex (often, but not necessarily, involving things such as the alabama hot pocket and the cleveland steamer.

Me - Man, you're just Little Miss Promiscuous, aren't you?
Friend - Oh, come on! I was just throwing pretzels at him!
Me - Oh, ok.
Friend - snickers

by DemonataFangirl September 12, 2009

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!

These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!

by gravy111 November 29, 2010

These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008

Petzel

Petzel- 1.The all knowing one. 2.The coolest of the cool. 3.The sheila magnet

The Petzel is awsomely awsome.

by Carlos Mencia September 12, 2005