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Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021
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Porch swing angel

A chick who digs anal.
Margaret let me do her up the ass last night. She really loved it. She is a true porch swing angel.
by ImD-licious May 30, 2023
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Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
by WMWARRIOR February 24, 2022
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Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.
“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”
by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024
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Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.
"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"
by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Porch Friday's

Sitting on the porch smoking cigars drinking beer with your bro's. Originated at ΔΧ -LSU
Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week
by Chicha chin June 16, 2017
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