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punctual-pooper
Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!
Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.
Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.
Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.
punctual-pooper by mrlambo March 5, 2012
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Peeping Pooper
Peeping Pooper:
The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
"Holy bejezuz....Kathy in accounting is a bonifide peeping pooper!! She ninja blasted me after I finished pooping out my chicken korma from last night! What a hag!!"
Peeping Pooper by Cwisticwistina July 13, 2013
lube pooper
One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.
The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.
Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.
Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.
B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
lube pooper by a huge rooster March 26, 2015
active pooper
The active pooper is the individual in the bathroom, usually alone, making a a loud grumpy. See “grumpy.”
active pooper by Grumpy Carl November 2, 2017