packing blade

To carry or conceal a knife or dagger for personal protection purposes. Often used in the ghetto as an alternative for those who are too cheap to afford a .45 or .38 special, or are legally barred from owning a firearm from a previous felony conviction.

Jamal started packing blade to protect himself from the thugs and goonys in his neighborhood.

by The Intelligent Pollack October 21, 2007

packing danger

Defining a man penis power. To describe the potental of your manhood when excited.

Standing at attention.....and ready for battle.

Az...Did you see her titties?
Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".

The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"

by Kiwi Az February 7, 2010

Packing cotton

Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.

(statement)
Nicholas: Hey Selina, you look bloated today!!
Selina: Yea, I'm definately packing cotton today.

(question)
Hey girl! You're being a real bitch today...you packing cotton or what?!

by Irishman1973 August 25, 2010

Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

Picking the axe

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

by johnny longsword November 10, 2010

Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.

"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.

by keripillow March 16, 2011

Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

by By hook or crook January 9, 2012