The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
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Get the Hell pecker yea boy mug.pecker haul ~ n.p. f/m The idea of hauling demyeet bitches. Like moths to the flame if necessary; or women? It helps to have a Satania around or a SawWem to ease the burden of adult Justice by Law of Heaven or AavLaw. sawWem GIF joker & usually Wem toss hotdogs.
SawEm and SawWem decided to return to the fold of living heaven when the pecker haul's zero! Rates are very competitive to other planets gents.
by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025
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Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."
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