Mom that is not good at parenting

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.

my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)

by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021

parental advisory

the way to distinguish rap music from good music

if the guy on the album is black and there's a parental advisory, its a rap album

by ppp December 27, 2004

Whore Parent

A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.

The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.

by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

pansen

this is an ultimate word which fits in every use case you'll find in that universe.

Hey you pansen!
He's a ugly pansen.
I've found some pansen at ebay.

by RobiNetz October 23, 2003

Parenthetical

Extra details inserted into a sentence (spoken or written). Usually the details are just relevant enough to be included, even though everything would be perfectly clear (though possibly less interesting) without them.

Everything in (parethesis) is a parenthetical, for example: "I have no regrets, thank God (and praise Satan)."

by Jollygoodsir September 29, 2015

Papenhausen

A standard unit of sarcasm.

Jerry's sentences typically include at least 3.2 Papenhausens.

by WordGuru827 December 15, 2009