Parker’s dick 

So small no one can see

Parker’s dick is small

Parker’s dick by Calebcraft November 26, 2018

parker price 

he is very fickin rich

can i borrow some money dude

parker price by Jacob Newton January 31, 2005

parker peterson 

A male who displays many characteristics of a female. Sometimes called a pussy or a female reproductive system.

C'mon man! Stop being such a parker peterson and just ask her out on a date!

parker peterson by Tig.Bitties January 23, 2017

Parker'ed 

To have the wrong part/item ordered for you to install at a client, thus making YOU look stupid.

Me: I got to the client to install some RAM only to find I'd been Parker'ed. It was laptop RAM and I needed Desktop RAM! I was SO embarassed and had to come back later after getting the RIGHT part ordered. The worst part is the original is non-refundable!

Co-Worker: Yeah, man, you got TOTALLY Parker'ed!

Parker'ed by StriderWA September 21, 2010

parker kendrick 

the most amazing boyfriend ever! he has amazing friends and is always driving his crazy girlfriend around. :)

omg there is parker kendrick he is so sweet!

parker kendrick by crazygirlfriend February 25, 2012

parker olivia 

The coolest people in the world. Who like watching ducks dive for fish at narragansette beach.

Look at the duck dive, Parker Olivia!

parker olivia by OParker September 22, 2013

parker house roll 

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.

My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

parker house roll by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016