midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015

midged eye

When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.

Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.

I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.

by Rubeetuesday March 7, 2017

Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy

God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018

midgesus

Midgesus is midget Jesus and he made something called the midget army. His companion and second in command arya is his best friend but he has another second in command and his name is Thomas. Btw this was written by midgesus

Midgesus is the holiest person alive

by Midgesus December 27, 2017

midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.

You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….

by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019