mojoncito

a turdlet, (small piece of shit) derived from the Spanish slang word mojon, meaning a piece of shit.

Mira, what's the matter con yuca? How you eating those raisinettes when they look like mojoncitos.

by Leysie January 16, 2008

Moon Pig

An ugly female, usually over wieght that frequents the bars, that is picked up by desperate men usually in the hours between 1am and 2am. Also known as the bar fly.

Jimmy not being able to find a suitable woman, went after the moon pig before last call.

by thewalkingdictionary January 7, 2010

moonbag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

dark side of the moon

The CD that your children will listen to when they are poking smot.

Jeffrey: Hey, Phil, you wanna come over to my house today? I bought some marijuana from Bobby at recess!
Phil: Sure, Jeff, sounds great! I'll bring Dark Side of the Moon!

by IndieSnob June 20, 2006

moon cricket

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

Moon Tanning

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

wired to the moon

Someone who's not all there.

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon

by wanderer September 11, 2003