To go Monk

We all know the TV-Show "Monk" - If you know a person who is all giddy about cleaning or if everyday has to be exactly the same.

- The boys licked Mette's fingers and she went all Monk on them!

- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)

by I am the law! September 13, 2010

Blind Monk

When your sex partner is sucking you off and your dick gets the hardest possible, force it into your sex partners eyes. As he/she whelps in pain, ejaculate in their eyes making them partially blind. Once they are rolling on the floor in agony, recite bible versus to them while pouring holy water over them.

I got raped the other day and the rapist decided to suck me off. I gave him a blind monk and he didn't come back!

by Coldasshonkey12 February 13, 2014

Monk-ey

A hand-rolled filtered marijuana blunt as only four to six hits remain. The blunt becomes short and stout, resembling a back shot of a druid monk with a grey afro-puff. (also pronounced "Monk-hey")

This here blunt is about to get monk-ey.

by Pablito420 December 28, 2007

Get Monked

To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.

Jack: "Jamie I just beat you by 59 kills, GET MONKED!"

Jamie: "Going to the monastery right now."

by Tunnus June 27, 2016

monk eye

the hole in your huge cock

my monk eye is going to shoot white paste.

by soup bone February 5, 2008

harry monk

english rhyming slang - harry monk = skunk, which is slang for marijuana!

to be used when you can't mention drugs, like when your mum can hear you on the phone - "is your mate Harry coming over with you tonight?"

by vetdan September 4, 2003

Buddhist Monk

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's shaven or bald head.

"Did you hear about Damien's girl? She has to get chemo!"

"Good news is, he'll be able to buddhist monk that shit!"

Monk Buddhist Cum

by j_w84 April 24, 2010