by Ikarasu September 1, 2003
Get the Ass monger mug.One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
by Rick Maher August 10, 2007
Get the Queer Monger mug.Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.
by Juan February 17, 2005
Get the Stoop Mongrel mug.by Matthew Gair July 2, 2006
Get the crust monger mug.An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009
Get the Cactus Mongrel mug.girl one: why does everyone hate heather? shes nice when shes alone?
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.
by georgiageorge June 16, 2009
Get the bitch monger mug.Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!
by getatyourmom May 24, 2011
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