High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).

John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."

by SkippyAscended November 19, 2019

Mince

The highest form of praise anything can recieve
It goes as follows:
Shite
Bad
Average
Good
Exellent
Legendary
Mince

There is no higher form of greatness, comes from a combination of the words immense and mint.

"So was the film any good then?"
"It was amazing, i would go as far to say it was legendary"
"Thats not good enough, it was absolutely mince!"

by PlipandPlop June 23, 2007

High Maintenance

Not Amanda.

wow Amanda isn't high maintenance

by meandksh May 12, 2014

Mince

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'

Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn

by johhnyboygomez June 20, 2005

manterrupting

When a male interrupts a female because they assume that whatever a female is saying must be of very little importance.

I was trying to explain why taking the freeway to my parents' house was a bad idea on the weekend, but he just kept manterrupting me. According to him, he knew how to drive and didn't need my help. That's why we got stuck in a two hour traffic jam.

by everydamnhandleisalreadyinuse November 23, 2016

Maintenance

in reference to a hand-job, (aka handie)
handy-man does mantenance.

we couldn't fuck because her mom was awake in the next room, so i let her give me some maintenance.

by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008

manterrupting

A man's inherent right to interrupt a woman's opinion solely based on the fact that he is superior by dint of his gender. Men are by every quantifiable measure vastly superior to women, and as such are free to stop a woman mid sentence in order to bring veracity, logic, or common sense into the conversation.

Woman: "I just feel that I do the same amount of work and get paid less, this wage gap is..."
Man: "I call upon the power of manterrupting! Listen closely you silly bitch. he wage gap has been

debunked and proven inherently false over and over. It doesn't exist, and your desire to

prove it exists is simply a reaction that is increasingly common among increasingly entitled

women.
Woman: I feel that is untrue based on nothing other than my own feelings at present, which I now

choose to believe over your impeccable logic and superior thinking capability.

by Hewhoistruth October 12, 2016