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Middle Mary

Someone who constantly takes the position that "both sides are the same".

Someone who always tries to justify both sides.
Bill is such a Middle Mary, he said "The Axes and the Allies were both evil".
Joe keeps trying to tell me "The KKK and BLM are the same", why is he being a Middle Mary?
by kati9 December 3, 2021
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Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat
"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"
by JerryWinthorpe April 17, 2019
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middle school

Where your hopes and dreams go to die.

Most of these are 3 years (6th-8th grade), but some are 2 years (usually 7th-8th) and others are 4 years (5th-8th).
Before 7th Grade (at a 2 year middle school):
"Yay! Middle school! New friends abound!"

By mid-October of 8th grade (at 2 year school):
"I am useless. I am worthless. I have no future. The world is better without me. I have no skill. My "friends" go around and tell my secrets."

Middle school is where hopes and dreams go to die.
by thekingofamerica November 29, 2015
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middle school

in middle school i wanted to die but was already in hell.
by zadz March 1, 2019
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middle school

a place for people that want to fucking kill themselves
"hey remember middle school?"
"we're in middle school.."
"I'm gonna kill myself"
by chickennuggetsaregay February 17, 2019
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Middle School

It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)

to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"

groups-

popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.

in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.

the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
6th grader: "I thought Middle School would be fun." :|
8th grader: "Welcome to hell"
by yourmom112233445566 March 9, 2022
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the middle rooms

The white void between The Frontrooms and The Backrooms. This place is empty with no entities nor monsters, in this seemingly endless void you will hear an endless noise of screeching, if you try to kill yourself you won’t die. If you scream for help your screams won’t be heard. If you try to look for an exit there will be no exits, not even no clipping will work. Your fate has been sealed, you will live in the endless void for the rest of eternity.
OH, SHIT I NOCLIPPED INTO THE MIDDLE ROOMS IM GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!
by JoeMama4204206969 July 16, 2022
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