mickey duck 

When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.

Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake

mickey duck by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021

Mickey Mouse 

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.

Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!

Mickey Mouse by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse 

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse by Khoatic May 16, 2022

mickey mouse player 

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

mickey mouse player by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

Mickey Mouse 

Has a train service goes everywhere he wants too can even drive on the water the only problem is that some fat oga woman keeps interrupting his train service this makes Mickey Mouse angry

This train has 10 coaches only 1 will be arriving at the platform - Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022

Mickey_vrr 

A teenager that plays gtag every day and has over 9k followers on tiktok

Hi @mickey_vrr can you follow me back

Mickey_vrr by Mickey_vrr July 29, 2022

mickey mouse 

all the good stuff owner of Disney and I get all the chicks including daisy

HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

mickey mouse by MIckey Mouse August 5, 2022