The short fat guy covered hair, but still going
bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his
crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan
Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.