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Locker Room Guy 

The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"

cunt locker 

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.
Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.
cunt locker by Der Komisar November 15, 2009
(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.
Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.
Loched by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016
When you’re performing missionary with a girl and on the brink of orgasm they squirm and lock their legs around your ankles
“Yo dude, that girl from tinder wouldn’t stop locking her legs around my ankles

“Dude sounds like you had a locker!”
Locker by Dougtherug September 6, 2019

line locker 

Installation of a solenoid between the front or rear brake lines (depending on the vehicle if its a FWD then it is installed on rear lines rarely used thaks to the handbrake or if a RWD vehicle then on the front lines) allowing you maintain brake pressure to just those brakes letting the driver engage drive and spin wheels while staying in the same spot i.e burnout
I had a line locker put on me xy so i can smoke it up at Krispy Kremes in Livo without creeping forward all the time
line locker by needaride June 28, 2007