Pulling a Lance Stephenson

To blow into someone's ear

Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.

by gordin December 28, 2014

pulling a Lance

guilting someone to buy you something

Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!

by Stupidname0128 May 16, 2018

lance armstrong

lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.

Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.

by RocktheJordan August 16, 2006

Lancer

A type of car produced by Japanese manufacturer Mitsubishi. Lancers are usually driven by some 24 year old white guy with a sideways hat who is blasting his Tupac CD, who also doesn't realize Tupac stopped being cool about six years ago and the sideways hat makes him look like a bell-end. The driver was most likely duped into thinking he bought a sports car, so he will usually rev his engine to try and race you, but his car can't outrun my 2002 four door civic dx, or my six year old sister who is crippled, deaf, and retarded.

Is that Derwitt's new car? Is that a Lex? Oh wait, it's just a lancer.

by cokemidget June 28, 2008

Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.

" we better move before lance makes us do it!"

by roggy doggy February 9, 2017

Lancey

LANCEY LANCEY IM GHETTO AND IM FANCY MHMMM

I’m Lancey my hair nd my nails match my panties

by Dalingoudntkno614 August 10, 2023

Lance Vance Dance

Created by Lance Vance from GTA: Vice City. The Lance Vance Dance (pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce).

1. The Lance Vance Dance consistes of the video game character shooting out of a helicopter and cussing out people who can't hear him.

2. Your best friend humping your couch.

1. Dude, let's steal a helicopter and do the Lance Vance Dance.

2. "Natalie totally did the Lance Vance Dance on Colleen's couch."

by C-Fo December 15, 2008