Kindergarten Gamer

A person who plays video games in a kindergarten fashion.

My cusin Josh is a Kindergarten gamer because he plays a FPS in third person.

by Andrew_86037 July 3, 2006

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

kinderpimp

Young guys who hang out with or date prostitots

That little prostitot outside the Old Navy is probably waiting for her kinderpimp

by Smitch September 19, 2005

Kinder-bat

A gothic human being.

Wow Stu!!! That chick is dressed like a kinderbat!

by Hilary December 2, 2003

kinda bad

Phrase often used when describing someone who is acting out of line.

Person #1: Oh damn, you actin kinda bad right now.

Person #2: Not gonna lie, kinda am. I'm pretty bad right now.

by Not Core November 1, 2019

kinda sorta dinosaur

when something is pretty awesome to extremely awesome....also when u say kinda sorta dinosaur, you MUST tuck your thumbs under your palms and wiggle your fingers...and make your arms t-rex length..if you dont do that then it has no meaning whatsoever

duuuuuude that guy just totally picked up like 3 girls!!!! thats kinda sorta dinosaur (wiggle fingers)

-I FUCKIN RAPED THAT KID IN THE HEAD WITH MY SNIPER
-thats kinda sorta dinosaur (wiggle fingers)

by PETAAA BREAD March 19, 2009

Kinder surprise

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

by Tysonguy November 30, 2015