Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent
by Goldrico January 08, 2015
The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.
Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others
Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others
by Tweezedout December 23, 2016
HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.
by sussyrooze July 24, 2021
by sussyrooze July 24, 2021
by blah blah bkah December 08, 2017