Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023

HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe

'omg you look so harry jons today!'

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

HARRY JONS

HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.

omg you look so HARRY JONS today lol

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

Jon Lord

One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.

Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."

Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"

by IamLuca July 7, 2021