Jon Fishman

The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.

Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others

Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.

by Tweezedout January 3, 2017

jon erickson

A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.

Ah! Jon Erickson just douche-shit all over my birthday party!

by jerone johnson September 26, 2011

jon man

Some guy named Jon Man

Hey, Jon Man!

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent

Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.

by Goldrico January 8, 2015

jon brown

Sick ass flow artist that believes in love not hate

Well I'll be Jon Brown at a Flow Jam

by Jon Brown December 21, 2016

Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018