Arthur L Johnson High-school

A high-school in Clark, NJ where the bathrooms smell like weed and the students that go there are usually brain dead and racist.

Also called ALJ.

Those kids are retarded! They must go to Arthur L Johnson High-school.

Those kids are high and racist, must go to Arthur L Johnson High-school.

by ThatSexyGuy;) June 16, 2012

Gary Johnson

An amazing candidate. Honestly the only candidate even worth a damn in these 2016 elections. Unfortunately highly unlikely to win the presidency due to Donald Trump's and Hillary Clinton's supporters being so blind to their lies and following them like sheep.

If people actually voted without obsessing over labels like "liberal", "conservative", "Democrat", or "Republican" and started to LOOK at the people running and what they've actually gotten done and accomplished as leaders, then candidates like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would've gotten blown out of the water by Gary Johnson before the election even started.

by SomewhatOfALibertarian August 13, 2016

JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

Adam Johnson

Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce

"Did you hear James Hepburn shagged a 15 year old"

"Yep he's an Adam Johnson"

by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019

Ms. Johnson

An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.

Hey bro can you skip class with me?
Yeah sure, ms. Johnson probably wont even get to class.

by Gamermann March 20, 2019

Black Jack Johnson

Mos Def's rap-rock band. You can hear Black Jack Johnson on the song Ghetto Rock which is on Mos's album The New Danger.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Mos Def started a band?
P 2: Yeah, Black Jack Johnson, I heard he did it because he says that Rock bands have no soul like Limp Bizkit.

by Block Rock January 1, 2007

johnson

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

by alfonso burns April 16, 2006