jewish troll 

Jacob Sproat…. The trolliest of trolls, and not really Jewish

God Jacob why do you gotta be such a Jewish Troll.

jewish troll by Murican American April 10, 2015

jewish spongebath 

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

jewish spongebath by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

jewish sword fight (n) 

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

jewish sword fight (n) by greg February 12, 2005

jewish blessing 

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

jewish blessing by JCJ August 8, 2006

Jewish Tourettes 

When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.

chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.

Jewish Tourettes by s.r.c.m October 12, 2009

jewish monkey 

someone who is not quite polite to one.

<guy>yo, so did you see that one guy last night at the party?
<other guy>i dont know, was it the annoying one?
<guy>yeah, he is such a jewish monkey.
<other guy>hells yeah

jewish monkey by damion February 21, 2005

jewish curse 

having terrible body odor and being a big loser jerk

Beth totaly has the jewish curse.

jewish curse by carlos espanoza December 21, 2008