Jeff Sessions 

A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.

He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.

Jeff Sessions by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

Jeff'd 

A practical joke, that by it's nature is harmless.

Named after Jeff Bridges, and his fictional show on Saturday Night Live.
Such as placing a fake telegram at hotel lobby, only the victim gets flowers. Jeff Bridges immediately appears and explains the prank.

Dude, you just got Jeff'd.

Jeff'd by RCTWEDT December 29, 2010

Jeff Gordon's Garage 

Jeff Gordon's Garage is a term used to define a large group of "tools" in one place.

-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.

Jeff Gordon's Garage by Super_Jew September 4, 2009

Jeff's mom 

1.Hoker who works outside Dick's
2.Jeff Hiets mom

Don't go downtown alone, u'll look like Jeff's mom

Jeff's mom by Lt. Ass VE Hump March 4, 2005

Jeff Gordon 

A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.

"I hate Jeff Gordon. Whoo Junior!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jeff Gordon by JohnJF February 17, 2008

Jeff Method 

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

Jeff Method by Laleph May 16, 2010

jeff gordon 

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.

The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon

jeff gordon by Joe C March 29, 2005