John 

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

John by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John 

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

John by barocaro January 14, 2020

JOHN 

John another word for micro penis

you have a john HAHAHA

JOHN by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020

John 

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

John by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John 

Fucking shit

John is a fucking shit

John by Jdjdjdjjdjdj June 17, 2020

John 

a teenager that usually never takes showers(smells like shit), acts like a Mexican, and usual if lucky has a girlfriend that has no ass,and has a micro penis

Don't be sick a john

John by John Schlegel February 26, 2015

John 

A emo kid that talks about suicide and listens to emo songs and also searches up memes, but steals some of them.

John found some great stolen memes that pleb.

John by ThatAfkGuy September 12, 2016