sock dropper

Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.

Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.

by Shelby Monin December 25, 2016

Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

by KingTen87 September 16, 2011

sock rubbing

To masturbate with a sock.

"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."

by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007

Cum sock

Someone who is used by someone and then thrown away. (Usually consensual) This person could also be a pillow prince or pillow princess.

“He was such a cum sock! He asked if I wanted anymore or if I was just gonna throw him away”

by M0SS2713 October 26, 2020

Northerner’s Sock

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.

Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.

by TheAlMan November 13, 2018

sock-broc

the weed you've dropped and was later found on your sock

"Yo homie, check out my sock!"
"...and you thought we had finished it all. Pass da sock-broc homie, we'll smoke dis shit."

by PacheDiablo May 24, 2014

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018