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iPod

One of the greatest phenomenons to ever rock the planet, and equally the greatest piece of crap known to man.

A device to make you look like a young hip member of Gen-Y, while also making your wallet substantially thin.
dude 1: "hey man i got this cool ipod - im sooo gonna get laid tonight."

dude 2: "but how will you afford a hooker just after wasting all your cash on that ipod?"
by jim_bob_the_great September 11, 2009
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iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute
Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!
by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009
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crystal: jay will you go on a date with me?
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
by yhc421 September 1, 2010
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iPod status

When a song is so good that you MUST have it on your iPod through any means necessary. Even actually paying for it. Can be used with other mp3 players, not just iPods.
Ian: Yo dude, this song has such a high iPod status, check it out!
*Whistle for the Choir by Fratellis comes on*
Tyler: Holy shit this song is superspecialawesome.
by Terror Night February 19, 2011
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iPod Voice

When a man's voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. The typical of voice of many die-hard Apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster
Guy #1: Hey, did you see that video for those Google Glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.

Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.
by ijm September 30, 2012
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iPod

a more modern MP3 player that is made by apple, however, over the years has become irrelevant with the invention of the iPhone which is a combination of the iPod and a phone, a more convenient and useful piece of technology
If you are under the age of 75, you should not have an iPod anymore.
by guacamolelover February 9, 2017
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iPod

A way to say you have a phone to show off in front of your friends, even though is isn't as good as a phone.
"YO! I got an iPhone!" Says child 1
"That is an iPod you piece of crap" says child 2
by IceWolff October 7, 2017
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